SimpleFarts

Introducing SimpleFarts! The simple plugin that adds all the fun of farts to your server. Eat food to increase your gassyness, and once you are fully loaded, let one rip! An absolutely disgusting farting sound is heard by everyone nearby as they receive nausea, blindness, and even poison! Everything is configurable: the amount of food players need to eat to fart, what potion effects nearby players get, and even whether or not you can smell your own farts! So what are you waiting for? Download SimpleFarts for your server today!
Permissions:

simplefarts.fart - Allows the player to fart. All players have this by default. Negate it if you do not want them to have it.
simplefarts.explosion - Allows the player make an explosion when they fart if enabled in config. Only OP's have this by default.

Config:

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# SimpleFarts
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#You must eat this many foods to get gassy enough to fart.
Foods to fart: 5

#Get potion effects when you yourself fart.
Smell your own farts: false

#Range in blocks at which players are affected by farts.
Range: 10

#Create an explosion when the player farts. They need simplefarts.explosion to do this!
Explosion:
  Enabled: true
  Destroy Blocks: false
  Farter Takes Damage: false
  Size: 1.8

#Give any player this potion effect when someone farts near them.
Blindness:
  Enabled: true
  Duration: 3
  StrengthOfEffect: 1

Nausea:
  Enabled: true
  Duration: 10
  StrengthOfEffect: 2

Poison:
  Enabled: true
  Duration: 1
  StrengthOfEffect: 1

Video: (You can't see the particle or hear the sound in this though)

Big thanks to Numero Uno for making this review!

PLEASE don't hesitate to message me or post on the plugin discussion if you have any suggestions or complaints. Thank you! =D