SpigotDrama Generator (Plugin Edition!)

SpigotDrama Generator Plugin

Drama has been everywhere, no matter where we are, people are bound to cause it for whatever reason. This is especially true in this very Minecraft community. It's almost like everything people do is drama! Our lord and savior mdcfe, developer of EssentialsX, decided to make a website for Spigot related drama. See: https://drama.essentialsx.net. Now, you can skip the website and generate it right in game!

Quotes from actual people:

"It's almost accurate" - Some Spigot Mod

"Should I make [this plugin]" - Me
"yes" - Some [REDACTED DUE TO LEGAL TAKEDOWN] developer

"[mentioning a mod] can i publish [this plugin] to spigot or will md nuke it" - Me
No response at the time of this typing.

This plugin is for fun only, do not take anything seriously or I will ensure it becomes serious.

This plugin utilizes ChewAPI and its dependencies, which is why it's a chonker for such a small plugin.

Command - Permissions:
/spigotdrama - spigotdrama.generate